Kurt is a loyal employee with a stellar reputation for helping out whenever anyone needs anything. Whether it be with your computer, a photo shoot, client meeting, whatever! His dedication and willingness to work hard makes him an invaluable coworker... and also as a well thought of jihadist. Any man that carries two cell phones is a terrorist! I think I read that in the New Yorker. Kurt is probably heading outside with his two cell phones, one of which is probably being monitored by Homeland Security, to broker an arms deal with shady characters.
When he comes back in someone please tell him I need help getting hooked up to the printer network.

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